Stuart Wellington Meets A Rapping French Baby.

This week, We Hate Moves loves The Wizard because, much like the Power Glove, it's so bad. However, they hate Fred Savage and, seemingly, the entire state of Illinois. It's a really great episode this week, which I thoroughly enjoyed despite never seeing this movie, much as I will never see a John Goodman-Beau Bridges…

Whenever I think of Dermot Mulroney, I think of Dylan McDermott.

This week, We Hate Movies is our plus-one for My Best Friend's Wedding! Julia Roberts is a maniac, Dermot Mulroney is a psychopath, and Cameron Diaz should stay away from both of them. It's pretty grim, but luckily Paul Giamatti crashes the party at the eleventh hour.

WHM's Addicted to Love episode is great, because that movie is completely insane.

This week, We Hate Movies rolls a botch and has to watch Dungeons and Dragons! Did Jeremy Irons make this movie so he could buy a castle? What's the deal with Bruce Payne's blue lips? And how have the WHM gang never played D&D? Get these guys on The Adventure Zone, stat.

Yeah, I have to rewatch Hobo With a Shotgun now.

This week, We Hate Movies interrupts their regularly scheduled Listener Request Month for an emergency broadcast of Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice! For the first time, the episode itself is longer than Star Wars, but it's worth it, because there is like a solid half-hour of Holly Hunter impressions in there.

I just love that we finally have some generic goons with distinctive uniforms. Those dog masks are creepy.

Well, Schoonover is a comics character with some further involvement in Frank's life, so his story might not be over yet…

He did tell Elektra about the information he got from those blueprints, so he was able to read those, at least.

Well, at least the Shredder shares your disappointment.

This week, We Hate Movies receives A Letter From Death Row…and promptly send it to the dead letter office. Is it really the worst movie they've ever covered? Well, Bret Michaels wrote it, directed it, and stars in it, so I'm going to say yes. Plus: an exciting game of Martin Sheen Or Joe Estevez!

Yeah, his continued survival, despite being The Actual Worst, was becoming implausible. Watching him getting robot-armed to death was immensely satisfying.

The Mighty Ducks cartoon has to be a Stay Tuned, if for no other reason than the titular ducks' manager is played by - you guessed it - Jim Belushi.

Queens of the Stone Age's Mosquito Song, off Songs For The Deaf, is delightfully chilling.

I'm enjoying the musical interludes we've been getting lately. I don't know about tonight, but I'm hoping for a WHM cover of the Taylor Dayne theme song for The Shadow in a week.

SAVE ME

Yeah, that definitely helped this episode - I watched it last year in anticipation of the Netflix Daredevil series, and it was still fresh in my mind.

WAKE ME UP