Isn't he trying some kind of accent in Bram Stoker's Dracula?

This week, We Hate Movies is a fan of man - but not a fan of The Devil's Advocate! Al Pacino is definitely the Devil, Jeffrey Jones is not the Devil (but don't leave him alone with your kids), and Keanu Reeves is allegedly Southern, but may just be Hank Hill. Also this week: Animation Damnation covers G.I. Joe, and…

Has a non-American ever handled writing duties on the main Captain America book?

The Gauntlet is a Clint Eastwood/Sondra Locke movie, but it's not a Dirty Harry movie.

Pacino was confirmed on their subreddit.

I can't really fault anyone for not being able to remember which Dirty Harry movie is which - I've seen all five, and outside of Dirty Harry (which is the first one) and The Dead Pool (which is the one with the dead pool), I could not match up the plot to the totally generic title. Is Sudden Impact the one with Hal…

So what are we looking at tonight? It's apparently a Pacino movie, and he's given them a lot of fodder in the past decade or so, but I'm thinking the Spooktacular is coming early this year with The Devil's Advocate. Al Pacino as the Dyeh-veel, Sobotka from The Wire as a pedophile, and Jeffrey Jones as someone who is…

Yeah, it's weird, because before that I really only knew him as that crooked businessman who gets Baned to death in Dark Knight Rises.

Fargo, maybe?

Hey, character actors gotta eat, too.

So what movie has the most actors from this list? Captain America: The Winter Soldier has three - Frank Grillo, Toby Jones, and Pat Healy.

Is "Coal Tiger" a reference to something? It's always struck me as a really terrible name.

This week, We Hate Movies can't resist Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life! How do you make a movie about porn addiction when you can't even allude to masturbation? Why does Chris Cabin love Zoo so much? And why can't that kid close his goddamn door? Really, this whole thing could have been avoided if he'd just watched a…

"Who am I, 16th century female Irish pirate Gráinne O'Malley?"

This has "I'll watch it with my dad when it comes on Netflix" written all over it.

No Moonbeam City? I'm curious about that one.

Lewis Black is sticking around - not sure about John Hodgman, though.

Don't forget that he somehow managed to be the worst part of Ghost Rider.

My go-to expression of dubiousness is "I'm not sure I agree with you 100% on your police work there, Lou."

For me, it's Samuel Jackson Beer - made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson!