"Da-da-da-da-da-da! I - am - your singing telegram!"
*gunshot*

This week on We Hate Movies, gleep-gloppin' aliens abound in Green Lantern! I'm a Marvel guy myself, but I felt pretty bad for Steve, whose dreams of a good GL movie were left in a pile of space cat poop and sauerkraut sandwiches. It's a live episode, but the sound quality is great, and the increasingly-incredulous…

This week on We Hate Movies, gleep-gloppin' aliens abound in Green Lantern! I'm a Marvel guy myself, but I felt pretty bad for Steve, whose dreams of a good GL movie were left in a pile of space cat poop and sauerkraut sandwiches. It's a live episode, but the sound quality is great, and the increasingly-incredulous…

Huss is great whenever he turns up on Venture Bros., too.

"What about your fact-checking job?"
"Oh, here's a fact - I'm the Wiz!"

"We want a show that's half Power Rangers and half Beast Wars, and we have seventeen dollars. Let's get it on."

I saw it once, as a kid, at like six in the morning. I dismissed it as a bizarre Lynchian dream until years later when I saw DVDs of it in the cut-out bin, presumably released to cash in on the then-new Michael Bay Transformers movie.

Aw man. I was really hoping for a gritty reboot of Van-Pires.

I'm still vacillating between hilarious mad-bomber thriller Blown Away and the completely batshit animated GI Joe: The Movie.

This week, We Hate Movies watches the extraordinarily terrible League of Extraordinary Gentlemen! Starring Sean Connery and nobody else, this is a movie I totally saw in a theatre - and honestly, it *could* have used a little Rush. This week also sees the release of the final part of the Mission: Impossible-a-thon,…

So does the Superman: The Animated Series theme! It may be a little sillier about it, though.

Yeah, I think the cast is for the most part totally fine, minus the woefully-miscast Jennifer Garner. It's the script and the directing that really kill it.

This week, We Hate Movies chose the blue pill, but has to watch The Matrix Revolutions anyway. Highlights include the gang trying to figure out how much backstory is from the spinoffs, Steve insisting that he would "go Joe Pantoliano" immediately upon exiting the Matrix, and Neo's lengthy all-Agent Smith answering…

I'm still waiting for Lizzy Caplan to come back.

Bitch, I got ants all over me!

Two good bonus episodes this week - an Animation Damnation on the surprisingly-speciesist DuckTales, and an On-Screen in which Andrew and Steve discuss SDCC. As a comics fan, I got a kick out of the latter, in which Steve has to explain to Andrew that yes, Spider-Man 2099 and Red Tornado are things that exist.

It looks like he'll be turning up in that new Illuminati book, too.

Killed, then replaced/turned into an evil robot Ant-Man, the Black Ant.

This week, We Hate Movies rises up against Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, a movie I…don't hate? It's not *good* or anything, but I do like it more than Salvation. The important thing is that it provides more fodder for Arnold impressions.

It's not a summer movie, or a blockbuster movie…and honestly, it's barely a movie, but good lord, Son of the Mask. The Spanish Flea break was amazing.