She stays with Reed because he's the only man on Earth who's smart enough to find an invisible clitoris.

He's sending improperly-prepared fugu to his enemies in Hell.

Oscar Month continues on We Hate Movies with Stigmata, a movie with way too much Billy Corgan and not nearly enough Rade Serbedzija. But still, at least I didn't own it on DVD, unlike Andrew Jupin and my college roommate.

Aw. I was really hoping that the combination of Spike Lee and vampires would at least produce something awesomely crazy.

Doogal 2: Twoogal.

Definitely give it a try. I recommend starting with a movie you've seen.

This week, We Hate Movies journeys to La Belle Province for Taking Lives! Of course, all the Quebecois characters are either from France, or are Ethan Hawke. Oh, and there's a murder mystery that isn't really a mystery, a weird sex scene, and an unsettling Vanilla Sky anecdote. Plus: can you draw Kiefer Sutherland as…

I just keep thinking of Flash.

Yeah, unfortunately, given the last decade, you really need a qualifier when recommending a Frank Miller book.

I think it's from the Frank Miller/John Romita Jr. Man Without Fear miniseries, which was a retelling of DD's origin. It's from before Miller went totally off the rails, so it's quite good.

I'm starting to think his part in Freaked wasn't acting.

Listen all y'all, this week's episode of We Hate Movies is…uh, covered above. Hooray!

Okay, so I watched that Silk Stalkings intro. I read its Wikipedia page. I still refuse to believe that it existed.

Dan Butler (Bulldog Briscoe on Frasier) is in both, too - he's a fingerprint guy in this and one of the entomologists in Silence.

Twice, hopefully soon to be thrice.

I'm willing to bet that last night's Jon Stewart Anne Hathaway interview was more enjoyable than this movie.

This sounds like a terrible movie, but an excellent episode of the Flop House.

This week, We Hate Movies feels the chill of Winter's Tale! The sheer delight as they get to Will Smith's role as The Dev-Eel himself was infectious. Meanwhile, horses are magic, love makes you immortal, and Russell Crowe is Irish, question mark?

They keep catching fire! How does a submarine catch fire?

Monkey hate technology. Robot hate the monkey. They will fight eternally.