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The point is, he just wants his kids back.

Also: January. Never a good sign.

The Flop House just covered TMNT in hilarious fashion, but there's so much stupid in that movie that I think WHM could get more material out of it.

We hate Movies' Worst of 2014 kicks off with a graveyard non-smash: I, Frankenstein! It's a movie that's missing a lot of things; bystanders, an Underworld tie-in, and, despite gargoyles galore, nary a Keith David to be found. Highlight: the moment when Steve Sajdak realizes that I, Frankenstein screenwriter Kevin

We've got Worst of 2014 starting tonight, and given Jupin's banter about gargoyle genitalia on Twitter, it looks like we're in for I, Frankenstein('s Monster). Fingers crossed for A Winter's Tale later in the month, though.

Oof, yeah. That ad was like an acid flashback.

I hope the second season is about Mister Fear trying to take over New York Harbor.

Bono
The Edge
The guy with the spoon collection
???

So I like Adam Scott, but I don't actually like U2. At all. Okay, maybe New Year's Day. Should I try U Talkin U2 to Me?

Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe - The extended Secundus gag may be the greatest running gag in show history.

This week, We Hate Movies got us a big lump of coal - 1993's hobo-directed Super Mario Brothers! John Leguizamo is miscast, Lance Henriksen is fungus, and Hey! I got kids here! Seriously, though, the mental image of Bob Hoskins refusing to put on a raccoon suit almost killed me.

Also: Ham Rove.

They did Spawn a couple years ago. Many laughs were had at Leguizamo's expense - of all the movies he could have gone Method for, why Spawn? Put down that garbage pizza, Leguizamo!

Hey kewl indeed. Truly, the AV Club has given us all the Christmas gift of hate.

Agent She Shot Me (And It Felt Like A Kiss)

It's not on Netflix anymore, and there's no way I'm spending money to see it, so the Punchmentary will go unlistened to for the time being, alas.

Yeah, the Transformers AD was only on the app or Bandcamp.

Hey, I may hate movies, but that doesn't mean I hate myself.

It's been a busy couple of weeks for the We Hate Movies crew. Listener Request Month finished on a high note with the left-off-Frank-Darabont's-resume USA Network thriller Buried Alive, featuring a clueless Tim Matheson, a scheming Jennifer Jason Leigh, and an ichthyophiliac William Atherton. Sadly, the crew's lack of

You are dead to me.