Inside-A-Coffin Man

For some people, the first thing they think of when they think of Commando is a paunchy Freddy Mercury impersonator in a chainmail vest, or Sully, who was promised to be killed last, or the hilarious half-hour of murder that ends the film. But like Ignatiy Vishnevetsky, I think of the steel drums.

Ugh, Tony. A failure on every level. Even the usually on-point hair-and-makeup department blew it.

Wait, so you're telling me I don't get to see Judy Greer vs. dinosaurs? Lame, Jurassic World.

Maybe a pliosaur? Walking with Dinosaurs really got people interested in Liopleurodon.

Oh man. Rebecca de Mornay is secretly Dr. Q's wife *and* a ninja? I'd watch it.

It was an episode that made me want to watch the movie, which doesn't happen much. Kind of surprised I haven't seen it, really - I love '90s thrillers, white people in peril, and Rebecca De Mornay.

Having been spoiled, I can tell you it is a deep cut.

This was a book filled with b-list Spider-Man villains, obscure continuity references, and dark humour. It could not have been more tailored to my interests unless it came with a complimentary grilled cheese.

Dog Years is worse than both.

Well, Mack's telekinesis and ability to shapeshift into a sentient liquid were a totally unfair advantage.

So who takes over for Richard Dawson in this one? Steve Harvey?

Fingers crossed for a Side Order of Sleaze on Invisible Maniac with special guest Stuart Wellington.

This week, it's a double dose of We Hate Movies! First up, it's the listener-requested Johnny Mnemonic, a movie whose problems could all have been avoided if Keanu Reeves had just been willing to put stuff up his butt. Apart from that, there's a catfishing dolphin, a vampiric Udo Kier, and Ice-T, who does not get…

He always made me think of MC2's Mainframe.

Agent Bad Seatmate.

Stephen Root.

Given the logo, I was crushingly disappointed when I found out it wasn't a podcast about Cannon Films movies.

This week on We Hate Movies, Listener Request Month goes wild with Wild in the Streets! The nightmare of the 26th Amendment is brought to horrifying life, resulting in bad improvised hippie music, the incestuous lust of Shelley Winters, and the sinister evil of character actor Ed Begley Sr.

Six! There are six Chucky movies! You know, I'm glad that Brad Dourif gets steady work and all, but there is only so much you can do with a supernatural serial killer who was more threatening when he was just a dude. I mean, jeez, even those Puppet Master puppets have superpowers and stuff.