Also, the Tragically Under-Utilized.

Felix is so cheery at the end of that movie, too - dude, your wife is dead and your legs are shark poop! Maybe they had him on really good meds.

That movie is *full* of gruesome deaths. On top of the exploding head, Bond sets a guy drenched in gasoline and cocaine on fire, drops Baby Benicio del Toro into a grinding machine, and feeds another guy to a drawer of ravenous maggots.

I'm somewhat fond of Anthony Zerbe's encounter with a sabotaged pressure chamber in Licence to Kill. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

And that's fine with me, really, because I'd rather have 17 issues of Superior Foes than zero issues.

Agent Kwisatz Haderach

My theory: he's not kidding about his ex being a satanic hellbeast, and he was married to Satana Hellstrom.

How much better would a whole movie of Michael K. Williams playing Freeway Rick Ross be?

Kingdom of Heaven is really good.

She was sleeping with that evil hacker dude from the Rising Tide or whatever.

Well, there goes my theory that an addled Fitz pushed her down a well or something and forgot about it.

Agent JasonStatham WasBusy.

Bryan Adams and Tina Turner? Your boyfriend may be my mother in disguise.

To be fair, his taint is made of solid sound. That is pretty special.

I assume if they can use Ronan, they can use Klaw.

Oh, I thinks not, Klaw, I thinks not.

I guessed four different movies, and they were all wrong! Go me!

I think everything can be summed up with "because ghosts" or "because the '80s".

Would you settle for Count Floyd?

Okay, gang - it's time to doop-doop-dop your way back to 1994, and join We Hate Movies in watching JCVD's time-travelling magnum opus, Timecop! Just remember, don't step on any butterflies (or you might end up in a shitty Ben Kingsley movie), do not touch your past self (or you will melt into diarrhea), and do not…