This Week in WHM Classic - the murder-filled Ewoks: The Battle for Endor! Parents die!  Children die!  Ewoks die!  Plus, it's our first introduction to the WHM crew's Wilford Brimley impressions, and it is *surly*.  Go have a listen, gawdammoot.

Ted's slip and fall in Crawl Space is a great little piece of jet-black Coen Bros.-type comedy that works perfectly in an otherwise agonizingly intense episode.

There's a jar of pickles in my fridge, but all the pickle juice is gone!

This week's We Hate Movies was, overall, pretty damn jokes.  Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza 3 ends with a lazy, plotless whimper with Grown Ups 2!  This is a painful one - plenty of actors I actually like trapped in a nightmare of sub-sitcom hackery.

Take off.

I am terribly ashamed to admit I know this, but that was BAD: Bureau of Alien Detectors, part of the fledgling UPN's ill-fated Sunday morning cartoon lineup.  Well, actually, the first season of their Hulk cartoon was reasonably good.

This week's We Hate Movies didn't seem that great at first, but then it took off its glasses, let its hair out, and it was actually pretty great.  This week's target was She's All That, which was apparently a big deal in 1999, but I never actually saw, possibly because I did not have a girlfriend to drag me to it.…

Free Willy!  He could talk, had a bunch of animal buddies, and fought an evil cyborg who…I'm going to guess wanted to destroy the environment.  Even as a child, its existence puzzled me.

No.  This incarnation of the Sinister Six first turned up in Superior Spider-Man #1, but this issue tells you everything you need to know.

Superior Foes was even better than I thought it'd be, and I'm a guy who loves c-list Spider-Man villains.  I was expecting a gritty crime book, but got a supervillain sitcom.

I don't care what "credibility" they have.  They're funny.

I hope you left enough room for two episodes of We Hate Movies…because I'm going to ram them into your earholes and break your goddamn mind!

Morgan Freeman and Mike McShane are pretty great in it, too.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the internet…again, We Hate Movies' Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza 3 continues with Jaws 3D!  The WHM crew makes their first foray into the third dimension and man, does it smell like low tide.  It's enough to make one give up the cutthroat world of bad-movie…

Michael Ironside believes he is actually a Scanner, and claims to have once made a guy burst a blood vessel while in line at Harvey's.

It's a rare misstep for the WHM Research Department, because Yancy Butler is not actually in Steel.

Steel yourselves, WHM fans…for Steel!  Is a 7-foot, 300-pound man the worst secret identity ever?  Is killing a US Senator a criminal act?  Is character actor Kevin Grevioux the Devil?  Is this really worse than Kazaam?  All this and Annabeth Gish in this week's We Hate Movies!

Perfect, I'll fit right in.

Scarecrow offers good benefits, but that fear gas *will* soak into your clothes, so don't be surprised when you get attacked by your zombie clown dad on laundry day.

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