Oh hey, Toronto.  What kind of crowd should I expect at a QotSA show?

CHUD 2: Bud the CHUD!  Demon Seed!  The Critic!

We Hate Movies' Matthew Broderick impression makes its triumphant return in this week's episode - Roland Emmerich's Godzilla!  It's another great jumping-on episode (this means you, Podmass writers!) because come on, we've all seen this shitty movie.  Marvel at Godzilla's amazing stealth abilities!  Puzzle at what the…

Huh.  I didn't know Woodhouse was in the original SNL cast…or at least I didn't know who George Coe was back when I read Live From New York.

Ah, Dr. Ellie Sattler.  Your knowledge of prehistoric botany.  Your crudely-sculpted action figure, complete with grappling hook cannon.  Your dinosaur-fleeing gams.  I'd discuss sexism in survival situations with you any day.

This week, We Hate Movies goes crazy for Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence!  Does anyone really want to be the Bride of Maniac Cop?  Who *was* pushing that gurney?  And has Stuart Wellington been informed of this coven of Bronx-dwelling lady Maniac Cop fans?

Joel Schumacher, Tigerland or Falling Down.

Space Clarence Boddicker makes everything better.

THANK YOU QUICKSILVERRRRR

Thjs week's Flop House kinda bummed me out - not just because the flop in question was an appalling waste of non-Gerard Butler talent, but also because I found out that the Original Peaches don't like (or haven't seen) The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra.  I guess that is how stupid they are.

Man, the Jeffrey Jones jokes in this episode just killed me.  And yet I'm not sure they even used the patented WHMism "kid-toucher" once.

Schmendrick!  Terrible at almost everything, almost suffocated by tree breasts, is Alan Arkin.

That's barely-adequate hustle!

THIS IS CRAZY!

I enjoy both WHM and the Flop House.  But there will NEVER be peace with HDTGM.  NEVER!

We wanted it, and we got it - Foodfight on We Hate Movies.  Boy, did we ever get it.  It's a great episode, but I feel badly for what we made the WHM crew do to themselves.  They may never be the same.

Is Carmen Electra: Computer Scientist the most implausible combination of actor and on-screen profession ever?  I think it beats out Denise Richards: Nuclear Physicist and Tara Reid: Archaeologist.

Man, I wish.  If only they'd somehow managed to have him fighting mutant gorillas alongside Laura Linney and her anti-ape laser cannon at the climax of Congo…

Normally, this is where I'd discuss some highlights of this week's We Hate Movies, but this week's episode was about ex-pro-wrestler Joe Don Baker fighting evil by beating it with a stick.  You don't need to know anything else.  Just go listen to it.

This week, We Hate Movies delves back into the cyberthriller genre with 1995's Virtuosity!  What goes into a Sid 6.7?  Why isn't William Fichtner on Burger King collector's cups?  What horrors await you when you encounter Stephen Sajdak on Saaaaturdaaaay niiiight?