David Duchovny and his vacuum-sealed hand sends me into a conniption fit of idiotic laughter every time.

Is escaping to Staten Island truly an escape?

Giamatti said it almost two years ago, though.

I assume Krieger just refills him with pig blood.

You guys *start* with that?

Okay, I'll admit I was a little disappointed in We Hate Movies this week.  After four weeks of escalating awfulness, I was expecting something jaw-dropping for this, the final week of the Worst of 2012.  A Foodfight.  An Oogieloves.  Some black stain on the history of cinema.  Instead they did This Means War, which…

Man, if only.  Imagine if he awoke after a blackout to find that he'd etched his face on the Moon with a laser.

Isn't Kenosha that country that's always trying to enslave mutants?

Parker, you're fired!

Yeah, I think Sajdak used the same voice to make fun of Tim Curry's accent in Congo…

Man, if We Hate Movies' Worst of 2012 subject matter continues its current trajectory - from pretty bad to incomprehensibly atrocious - next week's movie will summon a homicidal Japanese ghost girl.  What cruel and capricious God would allow a Tooth Fairy sequel starring Larry the Cable Guy to come into being?

We Hate Movies' worst of 2012 continues with the shockingly misogynistic Alex Cross!  Another good episode - there's some genuine hatred flowing for this movie, and while it's nice to sometimes get a movie the WHM crew have some genuine affection for (like Hider in the House), there's also a side of me that loves…

He'd better watch out - Busey's so hungry he could eat the ass-end out of a dead rhino.

I would absolutely read this book.  Even if Terry Kavanagh wrote it.

Shadow Thief, liberals…uh…DC continuity…shit.

Lady Octopus is totally still alive - she reared her purple-haired head in a Bendis Avengers issue a couple years back.

"Captain Cold, Captain Boomerang…probably would have gone for it if I was a captain…"

I can't imagine that would work, given that Sony surely owns the rights to Dr. Octopus, as well.

It's ambiguous as to whether that was an actual, factual afterlife or just Peter hallucinating as his brain shut down.  Plus Silver Sable was there, and she's probably not dead (also her ghost is a total bitch).

I wasn't sure how WHM's Worst of 2012 experiment was gonna go, and I wasn't crazy about last week's Step Up: Revolution episode, but it paid off this week with The Raven.  God, that movie sounds delightfully wretched.