Er, ED-209 didn't exactly work very well…

Yes, he does like what he sees.  I mean, he likes his movies.

Still more plausible than Denise Richards: Nuclear Physicist.

I'm pretty much hoping for Drew Magary's Tommy From Quinzee: The Series.

The end of that episode terrified me as a kid.  I was already afraid of dogs, and seeing a couple of ravenous hounds ready to devour poor, hapless Columbo…yeeg.

The giant ants?

Man, Jeffrey Combs is awesome in this.

Egh.  Kind of bummed to find out Buddy Levy is terrible - got Conquistador for Christmas and was looking forward to it.

The road is fuckin' hard
The road is fuckin' tough
There's no question that
It is rough rough stuff

Wonderful Christmastime is somewhat redeemed by the Henchman 21/24 cover.

I take solace knowing that the highly-territorial and aggressive hippopotamus surely devoured that horrible little girl.

Spider-Man 3 is kind of terrible, but the scene where Sandman first pulls himself together is beautiful.

For me, the one good moment in that movie is Freeze leading his henchmen in a terrible sing-along of the Cold Miser song.  It's the one bit in the movie that successfully captures that Adam West vibe they were (mostly unsuccessfully) going for.

Well, this movie could have been worse.

"…Joker’s henchman Bob…"

For me, he'll always be Norm Son-Of-A-Gunderson.

Sit on it.

Jack, relax.

Don't forget the Huntress' foiled attempt at phone sex.

Willem Dafoe IS the Plastic Diver Guy.