There's an episode kinda like this in Voyager, where the captain goes on a mission with some misfit redshirts, and they have to fight…uh, rock worms, I think.

I'll at least give him some credit for naming himself after the Tick's dog.

Heh.  Nobody ever says Italy.

I love that cheesy JLU theme!  It's so catchy.

Maybe it was the Puzzler.

I've read that Kubrick kept him in the dark about pretty much the whole thing - he just told him to "look scared".  I don't think he's ever in the same shot as dismembered corpses or spooky bear-men or what have you.

I'm shuddering just thinking of the abortion scene in The Fly.  What is WRONG with you, David Cronenberg.

Yeah!  Like everyone else born after 1960, I went in with full knowledge of the shower scene.  But aaagh, that guy was just going up the stairs and OH NO HOLY SHIT

I think the tape itself is the scariest thing about The Ring.  Brr.

I think we saw Tom Paris in a New Zealand penal colony in the Voyager pilot.  New Zealand's pretty nice.

I kind of love Trans.

It was the '90s.  I'm pretty sure women's hair actually did look like that at the time.

Isn't Whoopi Goldberg straight?  She's dated, like, Ted Danson and Frank Langella.

As a student of Canadian history and self-proclaimed smart person, my favourite is…yeah, this one.  So embarrassing,

Plague Dogs.  God, I don't even want to think about it.

Or Alison Doody.

Eleven-Doctor manpile.  You know it's been done.

It grew a motorcycle in Let's Kill Hitler, surely a beard is within its capabilities.

They will presumably be clothed, however.

It's a tossup between Jones and Perlman, really.