I am strangely heartened to know that David Hyde Pierce is a cool guy.

Neither are pterodactyls!

Man, Lord Zedd was fucking terrifying.  He showed up, all flayed muscle and shouting, kicked the old villains' asses, then blew up the Zords (before I was smart enough to realize they'd do that every season to sell more toys).  Blew my eight-year-old mind - I don't dare watch it now and realize how terrible it…

Not gonna lie; was kind of hoping this was about Rush.

Maybe they didn't want to remind people that Molly Ringwald used to be famous.

THAT'S GREAT HUSTLE!

36 years might be worse than 2000…I assume Rory had enough time to go insane a few times, which must have made the time fly by.

Gah, Zooey Deschanel's eyes!  Is she one of the Children of the Damned?

What?  Insane in the Mainframe is great.  Robot Fry is comedy gold.

Oh, and Venture Bros. - Guess Who's Coming to State Dinner.  22 minutes of uncomfortable and unfunny sex jokes.  Some of the Lincoln bits are good, though.

Futurama.  Three Hundred Big Boys.  It's just…not very funny, and special guest star Roseanne is kind of awful.

Well, with Talia's body, it's not like he couldn't produce a new heir…

Remember, this is a series that premiered with an episode about a guy who injects himself with bat-serum to turn himself into a giant man-bat.

I think he still just looks like a slimmer Ron Perlman.

Halloween V's existence is justified by the scene where Loomis, after using a little girl as bait, drops a net on Myers and just starts whaling on him with a two-by-four while screaming.

Man, next thing you'll tell me that New York's sewers don't actually fill with caustic toxic waste every night.

Livin' in the Land of the Lost!
I used to watch '90s Land of the Lost, because I was six, and would have watched anything if it had dinosaurs in it. Even at the time, I thought the non-dinosaur parts were pretty boring.

They have to put him at some sort of disadvantage, otherwise the episode would end at the five-minute mark, after Batman makes the Penguin eat his own monocle.

Love is easy by the light of day.
"The idea of presenting a game from the perspective of security cameras is so simple and smart that it's a surprise it hasn't been done more often."

Chimps don't breed like cats or anything, though - they have one baby at a time and they gestate for like eight months. It's going to take a long-ass time for that chimp to bang out an army.