I hope the sequel has a deranged, nuclear-bomb-worshipping Franco.
How are there enough apes to take over San Francisco? I mean, there are zoos and labs…but really, could there be any more than a few hundred? Unless they're like zombies, and ape-bite victims turn into apes.

I find Robin Williams to be creepy, honestly. Which works great in Insomnia or what have you, but in a heartwarming family comedy, he's just unpleasant.

No, that's the other vampire show.

I can't believe that man is 84 years old.

I think the Bronson movie in question is Telefon.

I think he's been hitting the Zygrot-24.

Wasn't he going to be in bed with Krabappel?

There's NO LOVE like YOUR LOVE
When travelling in the US, I promised to perform a traditional ballad from my homeland.

"Gun-Wielding Geddy Lee Takes Seven Hostages at Mississauga Tim Hortons"

The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verrill is by far the weakest Creepshow segment, because Stephen King is a terrible actor.

Vengeance on Varos is enjoyable.

You got any pants? Like…extra pants?
Dr. Orpheus and the Order of the Triad only get like one episode a season! They're the best.

Statham vs. Owen
Not optional.

ooooooEEEEEEEEEoooooo
MIND-TAKING!

SHIELD needs those penguins!

And you got your head ALL THE WAY UP IT!

That was the similarly-hyphenated Jon-Erik Hexum, who accidentally shot himself with a gun loaded with blanks on the set of Cover Up.

This was way more entertaining than I thought it'd be.
I like how every other actor gets referred to by name, but Jaleel White is Urkel. Sucks to be that guy.

Heuristic Algorithmic Robot-Deploying Autonomous Computer

I was suspected my dad was a robot for like a week after seeing this episode.