Not true! Sometimes she's the mother of an evil child.

Parker, you're fired!
Was there ever a more perfect translation of a comics character to the screen?

I…I kind of love Moon of the Wolf. It was one of my favorites as a kid, and it's 22 minutes of Batman fighting a goddamn werewolf over a soundtrack of wailing guitars.

And man will know the death of God where wonder was before.
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Ah, Mia Farrow. Is there any movie you can't ruin?

Hell.

Worst '70s disaster movie?
This one is pretty awful, and Meteor is nigh-unbearable, but I've got to give the crown to The Swarm. Michael Caine, Katharine Ross, and a bunch of gold-painted styrofoam peanuts as killer bees…

Gatsby '74
What's the consensus on this? I thought it was mostly pretty good, but Mia Farrow is SO AWFUL. It's hard to believe anyone could stand being in the same room as her, much less be in obsessive crazy love with her.

Yes it was.

Detroit has a cancer.
That cancer is crime.

What kind of acid makes your skin blue, anyway?
The first time I watched this, I assumed that they'd just fix Harvey by the next episode. I think it was the first time I saw something in a cartoon that had lasting consequences, apart from the Autobots getting a new member or whatever.

Yeah, Demagogue, but then you watch Star Trek and your TV starts making tea and/or ejecting its warp core.

I don't wanna be buried in a pet sematary.
Don't want to live my life again.

Wait, doesn't Sam Rockwell also do a goofy little dance in Iron Man 2? Does he think he's Christopher Walken?

"You said you were just gonna scare him!"

"My first guest is - " " - ME, the Interrupter!"
I can't help but picture those guys interrupting violent conflicts while dressed as the Interrupter.

Oh, yeah, I always liked the random one-shot guys, as long as they had a memorable gimmick - invisible guy, crazy deathtraps, killer robots…I just never liked the ones that just had gangsters. Or ninjas.

I loved that episode as a kid! Now, I realize that it's kind of ridiculous…but fuck it, it's Batman fighting a goddamn werewolf with wailing guitars in the background.

Wait, Dick Cheney is the Beastmaster? Damn, Marc Singer did *not* age well.

I'll probably end up seeing this on cable.
Nice to see Perlman in a movie where he isn't under ten pounds of prosthetics, at least.