I frequently find myself singing Hell Hole.

Moving Pictures - The Camera Eye. It has its moments, but it's eleven fucking minutes long.

I assume he has the proportional strength, speed, and agility of James Spader.

And when they grab you with those metal claws, you can't break free - because they're made of metal, and robots are strong.
The Robot Shield is for when the metal ones decide to come for you. And they will.

How adorable is Little Jonny Crane running after people with a handful of snakes?
As a member of the target audience at the time, Giant Demon Skeleton Thomas Wayne fucked me right up. Gaah.'

The story is ludicrous.

McShane rules.
I guess we can probably rule out Blackbeard calling Jack a cocksucker, though.

It might be okay, I guess - I like car chases and all - but there not much point in calling it The Transporter without Statham Stathaming it up.

Or should I say Declan McManus, international art thief.
I was amused to find out Greene got his kidney from Elvis Costello.

Ray Liotta, I think.

Man.
What the hell happened to Linda Fiorentino, anyway? I haven't seen her in anything since Dogma.

But then you'd have to fight each and every audience member for like ten minutes to get them to put the glasses on.

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To supplement jitters, you may drink cough syrup.
Oh god, the Rape Fear Fantasmask…it's real. Oh god.

I assume the sub missed the Monarch, but crushed the Butterglider.

This community means about as much to me as a festering bowl of dog snot!
I saw UHF and Innerspace a zillion times as a kid. McCarthy was awesome in both.

I know I saw The Point a couple times as a kid, but…
…I'm afraid that I only know Harry Nilsson well enough to get him confused with Harry Chapin.

Wait, then how did he get that voice? Does he eat a bowl of broken glass and battery acid every morning?

I think it's a reference to crappy John Cusack movie Identity.

I'm a friend of Sarah Connor.
I was told she was here. Could I see her, please?