Carroll O'Connor died, and then there was nobody left to bust Meathead's balls anymore.

Perlman!
Ron Perlman is always the best part of a terrible movie. And god, is he ever in a lot of terrible movies.

Don't waste my MOTHERFUCKING TIME!

If you…are thinking…of making this movie…
DON'T.

Don't mention Lincoln! Something terrible happened to me on Lincoln's birthday! I was six or seven, and there was a day off from school, and mom let me go to the park. She made me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich… I was going through a peanut butter and jelly sandwich phase, and this man with this beard and this hat…

Half man - half ant - ALL TERROR!

I eagerly await the critical reappraisal of Quintet and OC & Stiggs.

I'll hurt you if you stay.
For me, it was horror movies in general, largely inspired by awesomely lurid late-'80s video covers, but especially The Fly. The Cronenberg version. I remember my parents watching it, so I looked it up in the Video Movie Guide (jeez, remember those?). The capsulized review alone sounded…

I vote awfully underrated. Baldwin does an awesome Shadow laugh.

The name's James Bond…Homeless James Bond.

Monsters rule.
Wasn't Monster Rancher some kind of off-brand Pokemon knockoff thing?

Most of his other roles, he probably just wishes he'd been cut.
Jon Stewart in the First Wive's Club.

SEE YOU AT DA PARTY RICHTAAA

We should be The Damned! That is a way cooler name!

The best thing about Switching to Glide: it rhymes "Donna" with "Toronto".

I guess you'd call it suicide, but I'm too full to swallow my pride.
Can't Stand Losing You.

These are pets, of course. Not quite domesticated.
Sowbugs freak me out, and I blame Wrath of Khan.

They are pets, of course. Not quite domesticated.
I'm a little freaked out by sowbugs. I blame this entirely on Wrath of Khan.

Ooooh, guns, guns, guns.

He was talking about his sister, dude. Are you from Alabama?