Pro tip: make or buy the poke but skip the rice.

I don’t know about Oregon, but here in California, the majority of poke restaurants serve previously-frozen fish. This is pretty easy to find for reasonable prices at seafood markets. Only fancier seafood or sushi restaurants will (sometimes) serve fresh line-caught fish, but then you are talking about much higher…

I (sincerely) always love to hear that I’m not being lazy by just buying my food.

My rankings are not based on box office numbers. They’re much shallower than that.

And it’s not even just the dick flashing that bothered me. I get that sometimes people do things without thinking how it impacts others and he thought it would be funny. And a set isn’t a typical workplace.

Pine and Evans love dogs. Pratt dumps dogs. Pratt can go walk off a pier.

Aw, now I’m thinking about poor Brendan Fraser and his career. They should just ignore Tom’s Mummy reboot and make another one with him, his might not have been high art but they were charming.

I dig your order. Pine is clearly the superior Chris and Pratt the lesser. Evans and Hemsworth are a coin toss...of sexy.

Pratt also gave away his 15 year old cat on Twitter. That’s all I need to know he’s an irredeemable asshole.

I’ve thought he was a total d-bag ever since the story about how someone complained about him flashing his dick without warning on set of P&R and he was bitching that NBC sent him a letter asking him not to.

I am completely perplexed as to why Hemsworth would be intimidated by Pratt. Pratt is the worst of the Chrises.

I live in a red state. The smartest Trump voter I know rationalizes everything by saying Pence is in charge of policy so everything is ok. There’s no getting through to them, no matter what.

Mueller is still working. The republicans in congress may be too cowardly to do anything at the moment but they hate trump and want him gone. Once Mueller can wrap him up for them in a way that makes it look like they have no choice but to impeach they will dump his ass like Newt Gingrich’s wife with cancer.

Can we remind ourselves of the fact that every single thing that the Clinton campaign, real journalists, honest pundits, and everyday people warned that would happen with trump as president has in fact happened and continues to happen.

Oh I’m so over people blathering on about wanting outsiders in government. I’m finishing a degree in public administration, and it makes me crazy that wide swaths of Americans think it’s beneficial to have someone in office that knows absolutely nothing about the field or profession. It’s like saying ‘GE should really…

I’m starting to think Kelly’s position on limiting Ivanka and Jared’s access to him is part of a strategy to get him to blow himself up. She’s been his handler for years and he’s the only one who can talk him down—it’s no coincidence this conference took place when he was tired and sundowning and they weren’t there.

Unless Jeffree Star has completely given up his career to join the Resistance, this sounds like he’s trying to distract from his messy past coming up again: remember, he took time diss Kim’s swatching while Trump was president.

Jeffree Star is a great example of not being sorry about what he’s done but for being caught. Also it’s tacky as fuck for attention heauxs to cry about attention. Why pay attention to you even though there’s a “literal piece of shit” in the White House? Oh I don’t know, because you both have a history of dog whistling…