FFS, I feel guilty giving my dog children’s Benadryl and that is recommended by his vet. I can’t believe this is a thing.

Buses people! I have yet to ride on a crowded bus, in the summer they have a/c, the people on it are super helpful and the bus driver is too. So underrated and overlooked which is why I like it and why I should probably have kept my mouth shut.

I can’t believe I’m the first person to star you. I’ve gone to the kitchen and back multiple times and nothing.

Isn’t Glossier one of those Instagram/YouTube brands? I see it mentioned a lot online but I don’t know anyone who uses it nor has it ever been recommended to me.

I’m not sure, I just know that when you retire you get a diamond engagement ring.

I think the Greek system is dumb as hell but you know what? I can’t hate on sisters doing it for themselves. If you can make a business out of the dumbest shit then all the more power to you especially if it’s not hurting anyone else’s hustle. Times are tough and I admire people who are able to create their own job…

The end results are so PG-13.

Your heavy-handed political posts about healthcare have nothing to do with health, Beth. This is the Vitals page, how dare you share relevant information?!

I’m familiar with the traditional fae, I’ve read the Fever series but given the results as a whole I just don’t buy it that they’re going in with the same thinking you have.

OMG, this past weekend if only they had a kid’s size 4 in these cute as hell Batgirl slip on shoes. I would have worn them so freaking loud and proud.

Fairy? What in funfetti birthday cake pumpkin spice unicorn glitter hell?!

We should be so lucky.

Nancy forgot to use the magic word “Daddy.” She would’ve had his full attention then. LMAO

I would call the future sister in law and tell her that her kids are not welcome because no kids are welcome, that she is not welcome and has already been taken off of the guest list because she can’t do something simple like respect the bride and groom’s wishes on their own wedding and lastly that it’s clear that she…

The thing that put me off of yoga years ago when I first moved to L.A. was the super annoying yogi/masseuse voice, which a few of my friends also find really off-putting. However, over the years I’ve noticed that the more physically challenging yoga classes don’t have instructors who use that voice and that male…

These results are hella alkaline.

It’s the first place republicans go because they have no creativity when shit-talking people on the cross.

More like 1797. That rouge is out of control, all he’s missing is a powdered wig. LOL

Even self-respecting gays need to pay rent though.

I plucked a mustache hair 4 minutes ago that bled. I’ve been team Big Foot since this whole thing started.