Totally thought this article was going to be about Jose Bautista's computer savvy progeny taking aim at their dad's critics.

But it's still fun to see whether saber websites or Vegas odds were more accurate

maintain your "not rapey" brand by not being rapey!

The best argument for the second wild card is that it punishes the first wild card. Win your division or get off my lawn!

Did Abdullah learn any lessons? "Stop before you drop."

"We've got two priests in here. They'd probably vouch for me."

This year's 0-4 start gave the Raiders 10 straight losses dating back to last November, and the team's -51 point differential this year is good for the second-worst mark in the league.

Oh sure the NFL makes a big show of breast cancer awareness but the minute someone gives a fig about men's health it's a 15 yard penalty.

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

No, that was Sarah Michelle Gellar.

I went to J School with Ben Collins. He is one of the sleaziest people I know.

Not only is a woman on the panel talking about sports things, she is the HOST OF THE SHOW.

Some backwoods DA who's actual job is understanding and making decisions on drugs, toxicity, and what it takes in a system to have someone inebriated that have huge bearings on high profile court proceedings.

As opposed to someone who burns plants for fun. (I am not against weed in the least, I had a joint a few hours…

Guess what? Different people are different highs, like some are different drunks.

Not traces, enough to impair him, meaning that he had smoked rather recently before the race. Just like a BAC, you can know how much will impair someone.

What, bros can't be gay?

Football fans can't be gay?

I mean. He's IRISH.

What if Jessica was referring to Niall, not Zayn? He's the true evil one, everyone knows it. But she couldn't name him or he'd kill her with his mind power.

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