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Looking at those women, one thing's clear: Sanders isn't Muslim.

It isn't as heartwarming or safe when Michael Irvin tosses his kids into a big pile of a snow.

"We have snacks, some granola bars and pretzels," Faustin told the Associated Press in a phone interview prior to being picked up. "We found six bottles of water and have been rationing it. We thought we'd be here for a couple hours and a couple of hours turned into 12 hours. It's now 24 hours."

I always envision the Jets, Browns, and Redskins being like the three monsters in Rampage just going around trying to smash the careers of promising young QB's to bits before anyone can stop them.

YES! I agree, the wage gap exists but sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Hillary has done jack shit in her last 2 years. Just the fact that she said "Male counter-part" instead of Tommy Lee Jones appears to be a specific omission.

The movie she was in that i recognize from her IMDB filmogrpahy from name alone is "Million Dollar Baby" and that was from 2004. YMMV of course.

And, to really see the perception gap here, Bridesmaids grossed 7 million dollars more than Grownups, a comedy that scarcely gets mentioned without someone marveling at how staggeringly much money it made.

I'm a card-carrying feminist 'til the cows come home, but even I'm not crazy enough to claim that WBNA players should get paid as much as players in the NBA....

Why is this 'unacceptable'? Is miss Swank a big box office draw? I can't remember any blockbuster she's been in. No doubt she's being paid exactly what she's worth. Want more female roles, ladies? Then write, direct, and produce good movies with female parts.

I am sick and tired of being paid so much less than Hillary Swank.

When Dwight Howard goes off on somebody on the court, it's going to be worse than Kermit Washington's punch. It'll resemble that day in class that Jeremy spoke.

So... what you're saying is: success doesn't depend on who you replace Drew Bledsoe with, just replace him.

Reporter: "What did you think of Noel's defense on the play?"

My dad works for the Department of Homeland Security.

Like, 13 years ago, I got arrested for "borrowing" an RV that was for sale in my neighbors yard. He had left the keys in the ignition. My pal and I (totally sober btw) decided to take it for a spin around the block. When we got back the cops were waiting for us. My neighbor didn't press charges. He actually kinda…

I actually dressed up as Velma for Halloween a couple years ago, and had most people not recognize that I was wearing a costume at all, and the rest asked me if I was Daphne.

Oh god

Halloween is fucking insane in my town - seriously, people come from other states to celebrate here - and I try to avoid it as much as possible, because the novelty of getting puked on by guys in penis costumes wears off pretty quickly.

When I was in college, my roommate and I went to some Halloween party with a girl from our dorm. The next morning, she comes walking up to the common area still in her eighties-prom outfit. We asked her where she ended up staying the night...she lifts up her dress to reveal her yellow thighs and says "Bart Simpson…