I'm not even done the comments yet, and I had to duplicate the tab so I could thank you for posting this and drawing them out. I've never starred so many comments on one post. Thank you thank you thank you this made my morning!

I'm pretty sure that if you choked the chicken, you're going to have to wait at least a half hour or so.

I'm curious. Do you have any of the other standard "shove my opinion down your throat" hobbies (marathoning, dog rescue, aggressive atheism) or is it just the veganism thing for you?

I fully disagree with you there. Elite defenseman often play that long, and the Flyers expected him to, I'd have to assume.

I do understand why the rule exists, but the spirit seems pretty clearly to prevent a player from just walking away because they don't feel like playing anymore (at 40 or whatever), not for…

I don't see the name as being particularly offensive to anyone who isn't TRYING to be offended (and I hate those people), but you're 100% right about the beer. Half the time it tastes like something different depending on where it hits your mouth.

I dunno, I don't feel like, from the story, he didn't realize there were other ways it could be prepared. But I figure he thought they were all "different" ways, and scrambled was just the default.

Then again, at 22 I said I didn't care to try prime rib because "I don't like ribs". Maybe I'm the idiot :-)

Good lord, that Friday story is hilarious!

I feel bad for you putting the "eggs" guy on here. That's ignorance, not stupidity, and if he's always had his eggs scrambled (certainly the only way my mom knows how to make them) it's not unrealistic he might not realize there are other ways to do it - or moreso, that…

Right, I think we're coming at the same argument from two different directions. He used to have the skill to pick up the garbage and deal with it. He doesn't look like he has that now, for whatever reason.

Seems pretty clear he's not picking up the ball coming out of the pitcher's hand. Collins' delivery has a bit of sneak to it (the ball's behind his frame for most of the motion) but I wonder if this might be tied to the various eye/brain problems Hamilton has had.

Or maybe he's rusty, who knows.

The horse collar was a terrible call, but you're wrong on the Boykin/Hilton interaction (as is SBNation). It happens within five yards, Boykin doesn't grab Hilton's jersey, and the collision happens prior to Luck releasing the call. There's literally no appropriate penalty for what happened.

Adam Dunn was on the bench for this one too, and also didn't get into the game :(

I wish Team USA had that guy for the toe poke against Belgium instead of Wondo.

This video is a lot less Reese and a lot more of <a href=http://gawker.com/i-am-terrified…>Caity Weaver's Laura Jean.</a>

If you enjoy people getting self-righteous over something that turned out to be completely false, the Jezebel comments section on their article about this are going to be like Christmas for you.

Just a SMALL difference there after the update!

I feel bad that my first thought as well was "I always figured Niall was the terrorist."

Step 1: Buy FIFA 99 because you heard it was cool
Step 2: Challenge your brother
Step 3: Take player 1 controller because you're the older brother
Step 4: Fifteen years later, you support Manchester United, he supports Arsenal.

So they just replaced with with Ice Guys, who will still get paid like shit and ignored, but have one less avenue to file a lawsuit and/or try to generate bad press? So dumb...

In all fairness, Louise Boyd is kinda terrible too, absent gender.

The superintendent levied the suspensions at the start of this school years as a response to what happened in June. The controversy involved the editors' refusal to print the word in editorials, but including it in editorial art.