#NotAlzHeimers

I hate to break this to you, Keith, but that's the message to 100% of the NFL's fan base.

Humorously enough, the Penn State song is actually to the tune of The Nittany Lion, not Fight On State (the lyrics wouldn't work with Fight On State)

Why do all these articles need to contain the tagline "it could lose federal funds"? No state-level university is EVER going to lose federal funding; it would hurt far too many people.

On the plus side, the perp is now on the hook for attempted murder, instead of just robbery.

For whatever it's worth, Turk Evers was on the radio this morning and said the story is false.

There has to be some enterprising attorney preparing a lawsuit against this restaurant on behalf of the customers exposed to her illness, right?

As a Flyers fan, I am Jack's lack of surprise on this one.

Thankfully, Lindros seems like he's matured since he got away from the ice (and hopefully, his parents)

The pancake answer is simple - cut the damn things before you put syrup on them.

K-Stew looks like the 4th cop from the team in "Sabotage"

"You Don't Love Me Anymore" is another great one - in the style of Extreme's "More than Words" but not a direct parody, and a great song.

I remember him saying "almost all artists are cool with it. There's only one who isn't, and I won't name him, but his name rhymes with 'Prince'."

Back when I was doing pre-law stuff and The Usual Suspects was new, we used to joke that "The second greatest trick the devil ever pulled was Marbury v Madison".

Awesome to see that pretty much all the comments here are completely reasonable. I hope CPS keeps an eye on this story as well.

It's nothing personal. It seems everyone here has a schtick and being someone new, I didn't have one. I figured I'd just throw a "That's a hot take, Skip!" on any post that seemed to deserve it.

Or if that doesn't work for you, pretend I meant Skip Caray. RIP.

That's a hot take, Skip!

Given the reporter's name, looks like his only way out is to die... hard.

I'm really disappointed they didn't use Kitty Purry as the model for the cat.

Jezebel only offered $10,000, and they had to be un-retouched.

Yes, it's absolutely because she's female (probably not so much the blonde part).