Let’s ask the entire Western Conference
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It’s the same doublespeak problem that you see with telling women to “smile”. On the one hand, it’s undoubtedly being used as a tool of oppression - but on the other hand, it also has proven results and is good advice.
They do that most of the time, I think... usually flopping happens when there is a penalty but the victim acts like he’s in Serie A.
“NHL’s sturdiest skater” lol. Has this writer never seen Jagr’s huge ass?
And Avery landed on Steve Ott.
Yeah, it only lasted the second period (and I only even noticed because Kunitz definitely should’ve been penalized)
Call him King Richard, because that trot was PETTY
Well, they’ve fully committed to their “only call penalties on the Caps” game plan starting with the second period.
The expert has spoken!
Does Sean Taylor count as a “contact injury”?
Wow, would NEVER have guessed this one.
I wouldn’t fear death either, if my other choice was living in Maryland.
That looks like the worst card in the “Chance” deck in Monopoly.
That’s one hell of a bat flip for a ball that only got two rows into the stands.
How awkward. Those are supposed to be reserved for pictures of Prince Harry.
Maybe Gnash had like, the SECOND best tweet about this series.
I think retail and customer service are actually pretty common jobs.
Man, it’d be nice if Deadspin put some of that patented “spin” on this case to showcase what bullshit it is that this law even exists.
Hey, at least a couple of those guys weren’t free agent busts! They were busts we drafted or traded for.