The expert has spoken!

Does Sean Taylor count as a “contact injury”?

Wow, would NEVER have guessed this one.

I wouldn’t fear death either, if my other choice was living in Maryland.

That looks like the worst card in the “Chance” deck in Monopoly.

That’s one hell of a bat flip for a ball that only got two rows into the stands.

How awkward. Those are supposed to be reserved for pictures of Prince Harry.

Maybe Gnash had like, the SECOND best tweet about this series.

Ah, I remember this classy lady. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3823823/Playboy-Playmate-Kennedy-Summers-dumps-NBA-fiance-Jeff-Withey-four-months-accusing-f-ing-hoes-Tinder.html

I think retail and customer service are actually pretty common jobs.

Man, it’d be nice if Deadspin put some of that patented “spin” on this case to showcase what bullshit it is that this law even exists.

Hey, at least a couple of those guys weren’t free agent busts! They were busts we drafted or traded for.

I really like this explanation of the term, thank you. I wish that more people who throw it around (especially online) would use it to education and enhance conversation, rather than stifle conversation and “win points”. Pieces like this will hopefully help move the usage in that direction.

If I ever need a new burner account I may use “Bendy Menace” as my handle.

Or the Philadelphia School District, although thankfully Arlene Ackerman no longer disgraces us by drawing breath.

“This is fucking awesome.”

- Wanz

Aka “The Shawn Bradley”

In a cap league, I’m not sure they’re allowed to.

Nice camera work on both of those spots.

That is looking on the bright side!