I’m only going to let you talk me down to “Ainge is good and Hinkie is hit-or-miss” :)

Taking advantage of your opportunities is obviously key - I think Danny Ainge is a really good GM. But not everybody gets Garnett for next-to-nothing, then can flip him to idiot Billy King to be set up for years.

Sure, but that has less effect on the “current” roster except for how it eventually set up the Nets deal.

The Celtics were gifted two of the most lopsided trades in NBA history - the Nets trade that keeps on giving, and getting Thomas for basically nothing.

The only had the worst record in the league in one of those three seasons. Tough to talk about them being “among the worst teams in history” (tho last year’s team did blow at a historic level)

Attacking mid, and that’s why we don’t have Jurgen anymore.

That too.

“People getting free shit with conditions are upset they can’t get free shit without abiding to conditions, news at 11.”

I’m like 98% on-board with Zukka here, but you’re right, that line is incredibly funny.

If you shuffle around with the Sockers eventually you end up with the Chargers.

Amanda Marcotte is still certain the three black men are guilty, though.

Incubators are their #1 cash driver, I assume.

Absolutely... once they’ve gone through the proper channels. That won’t stop an arrest from happening on the ground, though, and a delay and inconvenience to the ICE officials is all that needs to happen here.

That would be the best showing of receipts since Tilda Swinton dunked all over Margaret Cho.

I got blocked by Barnwell and I didn’t even say he sucked (I enjoyed his writing, if not his hairline). I think my crime was suggesting the Patriots might actually be cheaters.

A fix isn’t difficult. Instruct the court marshals or local police to arrest the ICE agents. They’ve been making up crimes to arrest minorities for years; make some shit up to throw the feds in jail (for a few hours).

On the days when I have a winning lottery ticket, I’m rich, too.

+OSHA Form 300

Brian Scalabrine and Scot Pollard, I bet.

You know how people are always like “It’s a good thing there wasn’t video everywhere when I was a teenager!”

This is exactly the opposite of that.