Mostly it’s the fact that he’s wrong more often than a stopped clock.

Well now I know who to blame for Bill Paxton’s death.

Would you rather be in the Sixers’ situation or the Knicks’ right now?

All the KP story does is reveal what an idiot KP’s agent is.

Pretty sure the winner is the three Steve Smiths (the Carolina WR, the NYG WR, and the Atlanta SG).

Also, Ricky Williams was at Texas Tech the same time Ricky Williams was at Texas.

When it comes to sushi-based games I’m more of a Tem-Purr-A fan.

Also a better guard than any guards on the Sixers: Joel Embiid, Buddy Hield

Things that are okay according to the NBA:

Endoscopies are getting more extreme all the time.

It’s kinda funny because the Process fans (myself included) would probably have given Hinkie the benefit of the doubt on this one, especially with all the goodwill engendered by Embiid’s season.

And yet Porzingis plays for the Knicks...

Delonte West is available, right?

Pretty sure Charles Barkley is Chuck.

There’s almost no chance Trump can find a nominee more conservative than Antonin Scalia. And these kinds of bills died all the time in the Roberts court.

Now, hope none of the liberal justices pass away in the next 2-4 years...

This is the “we need diversity of thought among college professors” argument, too.

I haven’t seen Bruce Wayne’s 1040 either.

When I think of someone who wears a disguise and beats up the dregs of society, Batman has conditioned me to assume that person is actually a billionaire.

So your Spencer-puncher is most likely Donald J Trump.

Looks as though Andy Marte also passed away in a car accident, not sure if it was the same crash.

RIP to both, gone too soon.

We know of two signed, blank ballots screwing people over. Wonder if there were any others? Needed another 3 to account for Hoffman’s miss.

Covington and Saric, I’d say. And possibly Richaun Holmes, although shitty drafting has him in the D-league right now.

Lavoy Allen! (And I say that not mockingly, I’ve got a ton of respect for Lavoy Allen)