People who acted as if voting for those candidates was a racist act itself.

I’m okay with calling Bill Maher a racist (he is) and telling him to fuck off, he just happened to be the one who dropped the quote.

Bill Maher brought this up - “We called McCain supporters racists, we called Romney supporters racists, and when the actual racists showed up, we didn’t have a stronger word for them.”

This is a REALLY long way to write “New England cheats”.

So am I supposed to believe Pacman’s history of being a violent asshole or the Cincinnati police’s history of being lying, racist assholes? I’M SO CONFUSED

(said Marvin Lewis, probably)

I am rather pleased with the tone of those cat gifs, as well.

Agreed, nothing could be more embarrassing than having to admit that you’re working for the 76ers.

Wow, your last sentence completely describes the 2016 Democratic Presidential campaign plan.

Usually “things are just done differently [here]” is a good sign there’s some savage cheating going on - Belichick’s Patriots, the 70s Steelers, Lance Armstrong, East German athletics, etc.

+1864

RIP... I can’t find it sourced but I’ve heard attributed to him one of the best quotes I’ve seen on college football. Edwards was asked if he preferred his wide receivers to be big or to be fast. He said “I’d prefer they were both, but if they were, they’d be at USC.”

On the plus side, he’ll only be in office until he goes against the wishes of the Republicans in Congress, at which point they’ll impeach him (using the mountains of evidence) and install Pence.

I guess you’re right, since I didn’t really specify “worst candidate *I* could imagine” in the first post. I think an incompetent, unprincipled, moderately intelligent at best, shitty businessman who’s a bully and criminal is as bad as I could come up with. I guess maybe Kodos might be worse.

Well, because I can’t imagine a worse candidate being nominated, lol (including Hillary, who I voted for)

It was a rounding error against THE SINGLE WORST CANDIDATE IMAGINABLE, which to me implies she’d have done worse against anyone competent.

No can do. Harry Potter is on!

That seems like a lot of work. But you’re welcome!

Poor guy could’ve been the de facto President and instead the loser from West Ohio Lite gets to do it!

A candidate who annihilates people in some states but narrowly loses ones she should win is pretty much the definition of unelectable.

It’s not, but the point is that when you need to raise an army to kill a monster, don’t pick a general that half the soldiers won’t fight for.