If this was any more “Christ, what an asshole”, it’d be a New Yorker cartoon.

Something as minor as “the Sabbath” was never going to come between Louisiana and convicting a POC.

I hope it’s real too, but alas, I have no such knowledge, and it’s just a joke. They could’ve been saying just about anything. Maybe Provorov was recommending Just For Men. Maybe Jagr was saying he was literally Provorov’s father.

It’s no “Have another donut, you fat pig!”

Yeah, the Flyers’ 50th anniversary jerseys are worse than McDavid’s insult game.

As chirping goes, this was miles worse than the “Jagr: Get off my lawn! Provorov: Stop tying in all caps!” from Tuesday night.

Andy Lee of the who, now?

+3 strikeouts

And propane.

+3 month sentence for drugging and raping a 13 year old

It adds Tecmo Super Bowl? Cool!

I know a Brittnye, FWIW.

You’re gonna love what you hear about Torque (construction noise) Lewith.

I’m choosing to believe that he was being very sarcastic, because the alternative is that he was being very stupid.

Makes for a good prom night though.

Have you tried Arizona? My Flyers got them to take Chris Pronger and he literally cannot play, lol

That’s exactly who it’s for, though. Those cheap, probably bad (or rebuilding) franchises for whom the low amount of money paid is more important than the cap hit.

Exactly. That is the most glaring one.

I also enjoyed that for a while, there was a Penn State/Ohio State game that had no winner because both teams had vacated all wins from that time frame.

I don’t understand why anyone in the press participates in the joke of what the NCAA considers an “official” win.

Notre Dame won those games. Did they win them fairly? Possibly not. Did Michigan State beat Florida Gulf Coast fairly the other night? Absolutely not. But in both cases, they walked off a winner - only…

Weird, I didn’t know Wondo was playing in Europe these days.