This is where I’m at. I can understand the arguments that Sanders wouldn’t have done better - so why not run Martin O’Malley? His positions are nearly identical to Hillary’s but without all the people who hate him.

Yes, but not nearly as bad as their fans.

Belichick is already “on to 2018".

Which is funny, because for a long time “He’s everybody’s second choice” is what kept Marco Rubio running, too.

This can’t come as a shock. The only rich old white male cheater who isn’t voting for Trump is Bill Clinton.

My wife is 13 years younger than me, and my go-to response is “Hey, she asked me out. I’m not robbing the cradle, she’s robbing the grave.”

Check the name of Marc Rich’s lawyer.

Props to anyone who got one of those Mexico #7 jerseys before the NFL store banned them.

James Buchanan is generally considered the worst President ever, and we haven’t elected a Pennsylvanian or a bachelor since!

Sweet Hemingway costume for Halloween, tho.

Lovely bear hug by Williams on that first Washington highlight.

You do realize the Sixers didn’t have the league’s worst record in two of those three seasons, right? I mean, some of those teams worse than them were actually TRYING. That’s a tragedy.

We already have a name for a breaking ball that’s faster than a curve and has more movement than a slider - it’s called a slurve.

He’s not in the top 30 this year, and I wouldn’t consider Adam Sandler (#14 in 2016) to be A-list either.

“A-list actors”? Who’s your B-list, Fabio and Richard Hatch?

Counterpoint: Fuck people who live in New York and California.

That was my thought too. Has there ever been a guy named “Woody” who wasn’t down to party? Especially one who could go by “Woody Johnson” with a straight face?

This would’ve gotten Scott Stevens top billing on NHL tonight for “great hits”.

I almost always play female MMO characters as well (the only real exception being in SWTOR due to the romance mechanic - I choose gender based on which companion I want to romance) and yep, it’s all about the butt you have to stare at for hours.

Buddies and I had the Mango Sculpin at Yards Brewfest last year and it was one of the best beers I’ve ever tried. We pretty much ignored everything else and kept going back to that keg.