I got my first name from the delivery room nurse, because my parents decided to spend 9 months picking out my (weird) middle name and no time at all on a first name.

But my mom hasn’t regretted it - I think she might regret that I wasn’t a girl tho!

Groove *IS* in the heart.

My mom was very specific that we never call my brother “Benny” because she hated Benny Hill.

So of course we only did it when we wanted to tweak her.

What would Mona Lisa Vito say about that? She’s an expert after all.

Well, except “Megatron”

We’ll all call you Tabitha if you want!

My wife and I have had this discussion... I am on board with Irish names, but not the “wtf how do you spell that” ones. Right now we’re fighting over the spelling of “Patrick”.

Hopefully the three coming before her enjoyed it too.

Ooh, a new mandatory minimum sentence! I’m sure that this will in no way be unfairly applied to minorities, lead to prosecutors charging rich white defendants with lesser crimes, or lead to juries finding rich white criminals not guilty because now they’re the ones who can’t “ruin his bright future”. Good job,…

Ignoring Doctor Who is some expert level trolling. Bravo!

Try “almost a quarter century”

You just described “Yankees fans” and “Mets fans”, respectively.

After 12 beers it does.

I disagree with Stewart, but I think the responses here show everything that’s wrong with the general thoughts of assholes online.

Guys who defend the wearing of burkinis in hopes Muslim women will sleep with them, perhaps?

The bros I... “know” (okay, am related to) who railed against the Ghostbusters reboot have all seemed to be on-board with this one.

If these are your interpretations of the first and third incidents, I believe we’re going to end up at loggerheads on this, so I’ll just move on and wish you an awesome day.

I suppose this is one way a college athlete might end up getting paid.

Sure.

Literally shouting over the speaker or preventing access to the venue (or causing violence once there) is exactly what I’m talking about.