I see that you too enjoyed SimCity’s release!

Democratic National Committee, Charter and Bylaws, Article 5, Section 4.

I’ve never been there, but I thought it was where the Kennedys hung out. If there are good people there, we’ll tow it to the other side of the island.

There was a FIRE FIGHT

That despite the social movement trying to get us to like women’s sports, but it’ll never happen outside of “USA vs the World” competitions because the skill level is always lesser.

The authentic Philadelphia buffet didn’t have a couple of plates of Wawa hoagies? For shame!

We should send trawlers with nets to round up all the damn jellyfish and then dump them in the Hamptons and on Martha’s Vineyard where they can do some good.

Man, remember when people cared about the Tour de France? I miss Lance Armstrong too.

My apartment is an Eevee nest (which is nice), and we get a lot of Drowzees, Bellsprouts and Oddishes as well in addition to the trash (which is why the Vaporeon gyms amuse me - my lethal vegetation slices through them).

But never a Doduo. Until we ventured into Philly on Saturday and suddenly they were everywhere. It…

Saw a “THTGIRL” plate last month; she must have been so pissed when “Thot” came into the lexicon.

This is the best thing to happen to her since Voldemort was defeated.

That’s the impact of the Pokemon’s IV - if you google it you can find a calculator that will tell you that hidden number, and it’s the difference between the two you’re seeing.

“It’ll be a hot time.” - Korey Stringer

Also, I’m not sure the varied attacks is the best way to go - they’re pretty sure there’s a STAB (Same Type Attack Bonus) of 25%, so if Pidgeot uses Aerial Ace he’s getting the bonus, but if he uses Steel Wing he’s not.

Most players, who don’t cheat (or play for organized cheaters in Pittsburgh and New England), break the law or do drugs, don’t give a shit about whether Goodell is the final disciplinary arbitrator. Why would they trade financial concessions for a more neutral process?

As someone who has enthusiastically supported Bernie and his platform, just wanted to say thank you, Ellie, for the fact you didn’t pull tweets from a bunch of Sanders supporters who have the temerity to be white men (possibly even overweight ones with beards!). One thing I loved about the Sanders rallies and events…

The proper phrase when discussing Pokemon-Go-as-conspiracy is “Wake Up Mareeple”.

Sure, but Shaq was definitely better than Kobe.

Maradona Hurt; Assaulted by Meth

I’ve been flipping my phone’s WiFi on and off - a fun way to fake “walking”.