Yeah, the real issue here isn’t Votto, it’s that the Reds aren’t competing during the years where Votto’s contract isn’t an albatross.

Not French citizens, at least. They did finally extradite Ira Einhorn to the US after four years of delay.

They should’ve just re-used the CGI from Battle of the Five Armies.

Are you sure Gendry isn’t involved? Perhaps his row has ended.

Gotta get ‘em into the prison-industrial complex while we still have the chance!

You come for the 96 Bulls, sometimes you get the 01 Mariners.

Create dominant social media platforms?

95% of sexual assault claims are true. The other 5% just happen to have been leveled against Bill Clinton.

Did you really have to bring Brady’s support for Donald Trump into it?

These horse puns have me Upset.

Creative handshakes, if pop culture serves me correctly

You say tomayto, I say tomahto. You say problematic, I say you’re a clickbaiting asshole.

Sexy Cubone may not be the cosplay we need, but it’s the cosplay we deserve.

He doesn’t offer a lot to the kind of people who like Deadspin enough that they’d go through making an account to comment here, definitely.

I believe Carmen Electra will be reprising her role as “White She-Devil”

Well, I had my first beer at 6 (yay Pennsyltucky) but didn’t take my first flight until I was 23.

I’ve never gotten on an airplane without either having a drink at the airport or before the ride to the airport. And I’ve never been in a plane crash!

This is the most apt description of the tabloid press I’ve ever read.

I suspect this has a lot to do with the press having burned almost all of its social capital with years of poor behavior (not pointing the figure for that at you, Diana; I think you’re one of the best things about this site), so Open Records laws and the like aren’t supported by enough people.

When I was in junior high (early 90's) one of the more popular kids was talking TV and said his favorite TV show was Wings. I thought I’d found a kindred Discovery Channel spirit until I realized he was talking about a bad sitcom.