I’m sticking with “Happy Lent” as the best line

It’s not difficult to get/renew one but it can be lengthy. If you’re more than 3 months out from needing it the process is smooth.

Do not listen to this poster, as he can’t even type the right last name. Phil Morris, of course.

I don’t know if I can forgive them for not using Phil “Jackie Chiles” LaMarr.

+1986 Sports Guy tears

I believe she may have actually been referring to donated T-shirts from the 90's.

Also going to hell for not voting for McCain/Palin in 2008

This may be the wisest comment in the history of Gawker.

I think Greg is mostly bitter because Macklemore is a better rapper than Greg is a writer.

Exactly true. Unfortunately people like the author here who feel that Elliott should’ve been punished are the ones who hold back any action against REAL online stalkers, harassers and their ilk - when you demand action on something unreasonable, it makes your reasonable claims look invalid.

So is her contention that undercover cops shouldn’t be allowed to lie? Because this is just a long con that she fell for - same as any mafioso who gets duped by a cop.

American citizens living abroad are still liable to pay US taxes. You can renounce your citizenship, but that involves a fee and you still have to pay taxes for a period of time (I believe ten years)

“...and the fanciest, DIJON ketchups”

This is on my list too, except it also includes “let’s have a fun day at the bar with you and the other 3 finalists”, which ends with me giving them all scholarships unless they’re total shitholes.

Diversify! (yo bonds /Wu-Tang Financial)

Won’t top this NCAA game tho!

The DFS guys really screwed up with their barrage of ads at the start of the NFL season. It probably would’ve flown mostly under the government’s radar but instead enough people complained that the government got involved. Nice strategy!

You must really hate Hank Aaron, Willie Mays and all the amphetamine poppers then.

I only played the original (we were a Genesis family, not a SNES family) and it was in my prime gaming age, 11-12 - so heck yeah, I beat Tyson. On about the fifteenth try.

Your progression goes like this:

Beavis was big fan of “California” by Wax, too.