They’re playing a sport most Americans aren’t huge fans of, and they’re not playing it at the highest level.

For most sports fans, the sports worth watching are a) ones played at the highest level, or b) ones they have a social or gambling attachment to (specifically college football and basketball).

I hope he can afford a razor now.

64% is “experts are largely in agreement”? MATH FAIL

If anyone outside of Portland (great job on attendance, Thorns fans) wanted to watch women’s professional soccer, this might be the case. But that’s not how our sporting attention works.

Yes, it’s clearly appropriate to give the middle finger to the league when it has the temerity to crack down on a guy who beat his wife.

Yep, that’s exactly my reading of the situation. It’s personal, but we don’t know yet if it’s justified as well.

Plenty of people do things that would justify termination and DON’T get terminated due to personal relationships, as well.

I’m hoping that at some point it’s Best Known for being Elle King’s father. She’s got a great set of pipes.

Yes, but Gawker has to double down on their “it’s always our right to be an asshole and don’t you ever call us out on it” ethos.

Would’ve liked to see something about Albert Jilton filing assault charges against that asshole. Yes, grabbing and yanking someone’s arm is actually assault.

It is an asshole move. And there is nothing wrong with responding to asshole service with an asshole move.

Look, there’s a lot of people who are assholes to servers who don’t deserve it, and I (having been one) completely sympathize with servers who gets screwed. But sometimes it IS the server’s fault. The people on…

Or the Flyers or the Union. We’re equal opportunity terrible.

No, I’m seriously calling you bad at math and/or history.

Check your numbers. Most natives were wiped out by plague, not violent action by Europeans.

I wish someone had done this with Lindsey Lohan about a decade ago, too.

If this was true, we would have heard about Big Heroes 1 through 5.

No, they haven’t, and that’s the point. While democracies have committed plenty of atrocities, none have come even close to approaching the “multiple millions murdered” scale of Stalin, Mao and Pol Pot.

This is the single best description of Gawker Media I’ve ever read.

And in terms of doing shots, it’s so much better than Jager (which nobody actually likes) or anything that involves the bartender having to mix stuff (lemon drops are a death sentence at the bar I frequent)

I love the missing comma in the third to last sentence because for a second I thought the secretary was being played by both Chris Hemsworth AND Slimer.

I’m pretty sure he’d rather join the “uncoachable” (which is BS, he’s been coached fine by K and Spo) group that also includes a good portion of the rest of the top 10 players ever.