Andrew Jackson is the most quintessential American on any current currency.

He didn't bite anyone, so I'm not sure it's QUITE quintessential Suarez.

Man, RIP White Flint Mall. Couldn't believe that place closed, I never had less than an hour wait for a table at any of the restaurants there.

My fave Wawa order is one I call the Chicken Calorie Bomb - classic, chicken, bacon, prov, mayo. This will be my last meal before the heart attack, I'm sure.

I don’t understand how the original article missed that - it feels like the lede wasn’t just buried, it was cremated.

I was surprised Ms. Taliana didn't simply move her righteous fantasy from the woman to the manager.

You might want to check the official Gawker line over at Deadspin - drug cheats in baseball are the victims of a weak union, hypocritical management and ridiculously overaggressive prosecution.

Grindhouse did, although that was billed as a double feature.

I've always been this guy... when I go to diagnose problems, things just start working. People always turn red in the face and say "it didn't work when I just did that!", and all I can do is laugh and reassure them because I know they're right.

That’s the funniest “if” statement I’ve read in a week.

Sadly I’m not sure that in the Internet age, people are capable of supporting without attempting to enact personal justice.

I’m on board with the strong possibility that something terrible happened to Jackie here, and I hope that at some point the truth comes out and she’s able to get the help she needs. oeffoff believing Crystal Mangum, however, falls strongly within DPM’s “Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but not their own…

I’m on board with the strong possibility that something terrible happened to Jackie here, and I hope that at some point the truth comes out and she’s able to get the help she needs. oeffoff believing Crystal Mangum, however, falls strongly within DPM’s “Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but not their own…

We actually had a guy roll his car backwards on a backed-up on-ramp, into my friend’s Expedition. Guy got out of his car and came back yelling about how we hit him. The driver (6’5, 340) and passenger (6’3, 275 tatted up bouncer) got out of the car and told him to get the hell back into his. I (much scrawnier) sat in…

Guh, how does the lawyer not get indicted in that case?

Good guess, but, no. I’ve been to Philly, but have never lived there.

I cannot outright root for the Pirates due to their proximity to Steelers and Penguins fans, but I’d take them over the Cardinals any day.

What a scumbag

So many choices, but for me it’s Scott Stevens ending Eric Lindros’s Philadelphia career in game 7 in 2001. Flyers had blown a 3-1 series lead, Lindros come back amid high drama and is the best player in game 6, but they lose. He doesn’t get hurt there, they might win and get the Cup Ed Snider needs so he doesn’t…

They were probably actually listening to "Take Me To Church". That goddamn song is everywhere.