Saw a good article refuting this - the main difference is that Spurrier expected guys like Shane Matthews and Jacquez Green to be high-end performers in his system, whereas Kelly has mostly filled the back end of the roster with Oregon guys. The ex-Duck who played the most for Kelly is Casey Matthews, who stepped in…

I think it has to be the Brow. Westbrook is destroying right now and that's great, but Davis can just do more things, and his defensive impact outstrips Westbrook's (who needs a good nickname)

What did Texas Tech's Ricky Williams have to say about this?

"Unrelenting Zerg rush of scrubs and D-Leaguers" is the most poetic thing ever written about the Sixers.

This is really tragic, especially considering the proliferation of trashy for-profit colleges, you'd think a historic college like Sweet Briar would survive. Best of luck to everyone affected.

The trick is only letting them vote in English :)

If you let the rest of the world have a say, then ugh, they're OBVIOUSLY going to bring back Princess Di.

"They all think he's a righteous dude!"

But they're fabulous!

It's so much fun to read these comments after learning the information in the update (which should basically say "retraction") above.

Worked in "Red Dawn"

It may have been 17 years, but we still make references to "ehspun the magazine"

Is he looking down because he needs to read the lyrics, or is he just SO NINETIES that he can't make eye contact with people even now?

I was actually asking for citation on the "two or three shittiest seasons of basketball in recorded history" (last year's 76ers don't come up in the worst 50 seasons at http://www.landofbasketball.com/statistics/wor…) and your projections, which certainly COULD come true, but there's no evidence they will or won't.

[Citation Needed]

I love how most of Deadspin justly calls out the bullshit of the media's expectation that everyone in sports kowtow to them, but here comes dumbass Ashy Burneko writing an entire column about methodology he doesn't understand and playing up Hinkie's dislike of the media as if that's a BAD thing.

1. It's not really much of a safety issue, steroids are generally safe when used properly.

I'm glad this couple has put the problem parents in their place.

Underwear will get ripped off right from under your pants or shorts. And the belt... well, you can probably imagine what they will do with that "in the name of good fun". I've seen some pretty serious welts left.

I've been wondering about this as I'm getting married this fall, and knowing my friends we will absolutely be all about hitting a strip club.