Didn't expect to have a Trent Klatt sighting today, that's for sure.

That "easy, Bill Simmons" line is pretty classic.

The tears of uneducated Deadspin commenters are my favorite.

Needs more Southie accent.

The best line I ever saw about Lloyd Benson is that he was a Democrat because Republicans would've been too embarrassed by his ties to big business.

I have a nice scar on my thumb from the time my brother and I decided that fencing with fishing poles and no protective gear was a good idea.

He won :-(

Princess Grace was from Philly, she was actually firing it at a Cowboys fan.

I think Acorn Princess mostly covered it, but additionally, the athletic department knew about the allegation but didn't report it to their Title IX coordinator, which is generally supposed to be done within 60 days (I believe, I could be wrong on that, it might be 30 or 90) until the allegations became public.

Glad to see this. Whether or not she's telling the truth, FSU clearly failed in their duties under Title IX.

Poor Emma, no love

I've been in unemployment court, and it's basically the most pro-plaintiff court in the land. Given the facts we know here, as long as they show up for the hearing they'll get their benefits.

I'd say the worst since the non-call for Pass Interference at the end of NYG/SF in like 2003... on the botched FG attempt.

I love Drew's thinking, but I might go with the clip of V blowing up the Old Bailey. Depends on how defiant we want to be to the world's end (Ride of the Valkyries is clearly "do not go gently into that good night")

It's (h), and he clearly took the helmet off at SOME point.

Not flagging Bryant is the truly inexcusable part of the play.

They thought "Sarah" was a little too demeaning.

"Guy who can effectively manage your diminished expectations" got David Moyes a year at Old Trafford!

We do a pollyanna, and out of 20some people my cousin has gotten me three years in a row. He's gotten me the same bottle of Glenfiddich each time.

In related news, he's moved way up the cousin power rankings.

Why would you limit yourself like that? You might be BETTER at Kabuki creation than some of the acknowledged masters. You might be able to bring your own spin to the field, you might be able to allow it to connect to those who didn't get it previously by bringing a different perspective.

Thank God there's no law that…

Why can't he just release the damn thing?