Sums it up nicely.

It's crazy that I have nostalgia for this sound now. Back before video ads completely ruined the internet.

Wow. I read about this sort of thing growing up as a kid in the '50s; they were presented as a amazing, futuristic possibility. Now here I am observing an Einstein Cross on my pocket computer. Guess I made it to The Future™. Thanks.

My kids will enjoy walking into our bedroom to look at it.

I am so going to do this. Google my real name and the first thing that comes up is a lawyer up on corruption charges. After that is a photographer that has his own art gallery, which would be kind of cool, then after that a guy that leads a ballet troupe.

I want to look at her without judging, but I just can't bring myself to.

The kind of signature I hate most is "spare the trees — don't print this email out." Either that, or "This email and its contents are property of X corporation and cannot be read without agreeing to our mind-bogglingly stupid list of baseless legal threats."

Unfortunately, she gets judged all the time. Fortunately, there is a future ahead of us in which people would be able to look in any way they want, with body modifications or cybernetic parts, without having to endure the critic eyes of those who consider themselves "normal."

It just dawned on me that I keep clicking on the weird links people keep posting. Amazon is watching and wants to be helpful. Between the uranium ore, the whiskey flavored lube and your damn leggings, shits gonna be wild in my recommendations tomorrow.

Could be a frosting tip for decorating cupcakes...

"Inject mercury into the urethra."

"On January 27th, 1880, Thomas Edison was awarded a patent"

Fun fact: a light bulb in a Livermore, California fire house has been burning more or less continuously for 113 years. You can observe it live via webcam: Bulb Cam

Tesla>Eddison

So what you are saying is that in the future I can have a glow in the dark cat so I don't step on him in the middle of the night.

Top people in their fields are working on it!

*Black, criminal adult who was assaulting you.

Ahem.

That's pretty rude. When you go to parties and people want to talk about things, do you always tell them "Look it up, dumbass?"

It starts to glow when you turn 30.