I am betting they don't live near an airport.

Agreed, the guitar and keyboard ruin it. 6/10.

Needs more lens flare.

and those pencil marks can completely ruin a wall, or even bring it down...

I am slightly saddened by the fact that I would have to exert myself somewhat to cover that distance horizontally in that amount of time, from a standing start. I used to climb a lot when I was a youngster, and considered myself pretty nippy up a tree or similar, but...

I've always wanted to try out that porn-drawing machine, too!

but the first time. That was epic.

Saw this on TV in real time the night it was first broadcast. My brother and I were completely unprepared, visibly shaken and totally zapped by this episode. We laughed about it for years. Unmatched to this day. Brilliant.

The alien chef Kanamit was played by the late, great Richard Kiel.

I heard they got some internet in California!

I think i know what to do

Great, so not only are my cats assholes, they're now drunk.

and finally, drink, ALOT and become belligerent on the plane and threaten to "blow this muther up" if you don't get that 16'th beer. You'll land sooo much faster this way.

Be sure to add "Don't you know who I am?" That always gets their attention.

"But did you know that the toy originally involved sticking plastic facial features with spiky ends into a real potato?"

no, I mean, children in the 50s would not stab themselves with Mr. Potatohead implements on purpose

I hope he passed away filthy, stinkin' rich. I like to think he deserved it.

So much of my childhood was spent buried in these. I'm assuming it was normal to create intricate maps of every single choice and dissect the books completely, and that every other child did exactly the same thing.

Excuse me....may I go to the bathroom?

Ruprecht!