Wash hands immediately after the flush. I'm slightly OCD. The thought of eating anything with my hands after defecating without washing kind of freaks me out. I'm not to anal about it. If there are handy wipes available that's OK. Is that weird?

We'll see… We'll see…I think we're going to have to call this season a two-peat.:P Good luck to ya.:)

Not going to watch. I get up in the morning, do my business, flush and wash my hands before breakfast. That's all I need to know. Now looking away from monitor and placing my fingers in my ears (encase an auto file starts). LALALALA I can't hear or see you! and I'm now cooking my eggs toast and bacon. Might watch when…

Please disregard this comment. I was drunk and celebrating the season opener victory of the Seahawks over the Green bay Packers. By the way, it was an attempt at a Logan's run joke. Once again I'm sorry. I'll behave from now on.

I would have turned red in 2005 (I was 30 years old in 2005). Suck it carrousel! I'll leave it up to you you greens to explain the joke.

I 2^nd this. Sure I can give you a slimmer body and a fuller head of hair in just 30 minutes a day! Just ask me how!

Should have called it the Aye 360. Then It could have been a pirate.

That's not an option. I'm 47 years old and not the slim guy I was at 30. Not exactly fat, but could use some work. I invite my best friends who I have known since the 2^nd grade, (you don't drop them fat or otherwise). Besides they were there for 40 "official" turkey bowls together. I myself only attended 38. I missed…

Here you go.

But wait… You can't call it the best until you attach these puppies! Add another $100.http://www.machinadynamica.com/machina31.htm

For people with arthritis sure, but $10.00 no.

I don't know where you work, but I could see something like that developing into a full scale turf war between engineering, IT, sales and HR where I work.

Where's the banana scale?

I'll just wait until the Oculus Rift version comes out. I wouldn't want to get my Doritos wet.

It's a damn good thing Old Glory Insurance sells robot insurance.

Good list, hopefully they are just oldies. I'm not ready to be a golden oldie yet.

1988 is three years after graduation for me. I was in the Navy then. I'll join you.

On college: I know all about college because my friend is in college. His name is Gary. Well, it's a big place where they have things you can be and you can be almost anything you want. They have big desks and things and sometimes you have to stay there all night. Sometimes you have to help at the college. If you have…

Why does this make me think of silence of the lambs?

Or…Or… If it was fast enough, you could have their fat asses running all over the place trying to catch it.