My optometrist advised that I stop talking with my SIL for this very reason.

I don’t think I could have rolled my eyes harder without harming them.

She told us about it, but it wasn’t an abortion, see. It was a “procedure.” An abortion is something that a wanton slut gets so that she can have consequence-free sex, usually performed by a cackling lesbian socialist at Planned Parenthood while Slayer plays over the intercom.

But, as my extremely pro-life sister in law just found out, she is not immune to things like tubal pregnancies. Funny how all that righteous pro-life spewing goes right out the window when it’s your* own life in danger.

I have so much privilege, my vagina is immune to unwanted pregnancy, STDs and bacteria infection.

No, no, what they mean is, women go in for HIV testing, and then they get the hard sell, and upgrade to an abortion.

LOL if you think the people behind this don’t believe that 100% of men with HIV are homosexuals. I wouldn’t bet on this money being reallocated at all.

I said it before, 100 years from now school children will read about these fuck nuts and think the same way as we did while reading about slave owners. Way to consistently be on the wrong side of history, Republicans. I mean, you would think eventually they would trip and fall on to the decent thing but no, they…

Asshole

A health department spokesperson told the Tribune that Texas was “working with local health departments in the area to continue to provide these services.”

There will come a point when my wacko state’s legislature will run out of crazy shit to do, right?

Your reply is too rational for the Internet. Please report to 4chan for remedial training.

1) I’ll probably vote for Hillary Clinton for a number of reasons, even though I dig Bernie and what he’s doing for lefty politics.

This should have more stars.

THANK YOU for pointing this out.

Breaking news from Ohio: A new law will require that any woman who has an abortion must hold a full age appropriate birthday party for the fetus every year until said fetus is 18 years old. Furthermore, said woman must include fetus in all holiday card photos and will take to Disney world at least twice in said…

The war on miscarriage completely boggles me. Like I get pro-life , don’t agree but understand the moral argument. But miscarriages are usually unintentional and so like leave these often grieving women alone. It’s on them to decide if they want to mourn and then how they choose to mourn.

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