mother of god

Can we have Rob Ford too? Just the shits and giggles? But you have to take Bieber.

lol accurate name then ballofstress. Personally I'd take frozen ice over riptides but that's just me.

On a car that is going underwater and you don't have that tool-

That is the stupidest logic I think I have ever read. I wouldn't want to shoot someone!!

Lol I love when anti-choice asswipes ask "Well would you have wanted your mom to get an abortion?" To which I always reply, "If she wanted one, absolutely because I love my mother and I want her to chose what's right for her. I would never want my mom to have to be pregnant if she didn't want to be."

Could they not find a more attractive dude for the brunette? Yikes!

Fetuses kind of do a number on a woman's body. For example - fetal hemoglobin (a part of blood that binds oxygen) has a higher affinity for oxygen than maternal hemoglobin. This means that the fetus basically has first dibs on the oxygen. I mean this is for good reason - without it, there would be no way the fetus…

Yeah I actually watch a lot of vines and I've seen his stuff. The only funny ones he posts are the ones with his little sister. I don't get why people like him at all.

Ok, maybe this is just me, but that "how girls should dress" video, sounded a LOT like someone trying really hard to convince people they like girls. IJS

hmm... I'm not familiar with jack and jill. When I went there my school was known as booze sex and marijuana

how the fuck are kid's butts sexual??? for every non-pedo in the world, they are nbd. jesus...

This makes me want to throw up

Omg if those assholes ever asked me for a donationI would probably hang up.

story time:

I don't want any more sad...

Mother of god that sounds amazing

Does he want me to take a bag of dicks and suck it? Like suck the side of the bag? Or does he want me to open the bag and suck each dick individually? Throw the used ones in a bowl like edemame shells

Lol I know right. I just love being shit on from both angles

Jesus I'm sorry if this sounds horrible: but if you're gonna kill your kid, don't do it Like this. This has got to be one of the worst ways to go.