Those Stormtroopers must be horrible dart players.

She’s Russian, it isn’t water, it is vodka.

This isn’t about Christians. This is about whether this place singled him out for a necklace when there were a bunch of other people wearing other necklaces. He could have been wearing, literally, anything else besides a cross, and if they booted him for his necklace, then he has a case.

Feel like this is the only appropriate time to share this story:

Chicken hearts are great- I love them as does my youngest daughter.

I am disturbed by the lack of Bananas Foster on this list! I demand flaming liquor on bananas!

“if you live in some sort of nanny city that doesn’t sell straight-up MSG—commonly packaged under the brand name “Accent”—you’ll need to grab some Knorr vegetable bouillon cubes”

EXCUSE ME, WHERE THE FUCK IS SERIAL MOM ON THIS LIST

Rosemary’s Baby?

You’ve gotta put Alien on this list. It’s all about maternity.

If you ever feel compelled to make them

Dear Johannes,

“He turned me into a pile of dust!”

Table salt for cooking, Kosher salt for ‘decorating’ If you want a salty crunch on a dish sprinkle the coarse ground stuff on after you plate it. All those assholes on TV who insist on kosher for anything else are bullshitters.

Couldn’t continue the greatest racing program in the world.

“Rockie”?

That’s telekinesis Kyle 

He has the power to move me.