Love this! Especially since it’s performed for an elite international audience, it’s really been one of if not the only time since Trump won the presidency that I’ve felt even remotely OK about the future.

That is Ted Neely from the film, “Jesus Christ Superstar.” *snicker*

It’s not only ‘not uncommon’ it’s standard business practice. All European commercial jets have a placard showing the ownership and insurance trail mounted quite prominently in the cockpit and these things are not small...

Nothing will top the trailer for the shitty Lifetime Brittany Murphy biopic.

“We don’t have confirmation that Secretary Kerry spent the remainder of Sunday in a dark room, sobbing as “While My Guitar Gently Weeps” played on loop”

Moved my Astros to the AL in favor of his Brewers, automatically out in the Hall of Fame of my mind.

...Looking the other way... Ha!

Yeah, season 23. It didn’t go that well due to some poor decisions by another Chris. He’s gone now and I think Harris runs the show now.

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

I’d love to when I have a bit of time. Our shop has a pretty awesome story to it. My employees and myself are all quite young, and came from all different places to fall in love with Porsche and the cars.

“I said show them a scrum! A SCRUM!”

Ways to get a Vegemite infection.

Step One: Cut a hole in a box.

The official shoe for H2Oi two years running.

“What are two things a fourteen year old boy wants in his mouth, and the only one that’s in there now.”

HOW IS YOUR SISTER A TRUMPETTE?!

I can think of at least one charitable organization that would be very interested in purchasing that bat.