HOW IS YOUR SISTER A TRUMPETTE?!

I can think of at least one charitable organization that would be very interested in purchasing that bat.

Take your star, you jerk.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

I’m not gonna tell you guys how to do your jobs, but...

You know that feeling you get when you see those families where they all truly love one another and can express it well while you’re reminded of you own dysfunctional family that can barely manage a single holiday without screaming, tears, and changes to the will?

it crashed where the streets have no name

Boy, that’s an unforgettable fire.

A definite hinDON’t!

I’m still tripping on “me and Winnie”. I hope this girl isn’t going to be an English major.

[insert “hot hatch” pun here]

See, she can wink when she wants to.

• Media Explanation: Bath Salts! Drinking! Fraternity Prank!

A huge man abusing a little guy at Penn State, where have i heard this story before?

Can’t

She’s brunette, duh.

...just the tips.

The “All Blacks” are a different side playing the 15 man game. NZ hasn’t been as dominant in the 7's version as the 15 a side team has

So did he.

Hold me closer tiny dunker