Looks like it’s time to post this again:

I’m so glad you brought this up. I’m going through this right now! Last year I bought a low miles (8000) one year old Audi TTS with all the toys. I did my research. According to the Audi website the TTS has metal side mirror covers, an extra 55ish HP and the S badging on front and rear. One issue is the torque on the…

So as I understand it, this is the market positioning of the small British street-legal trackday car makers:

Is your friend Jean Reno?

It’s actually a fairly common malfunction - line twists. They happen pretty frequently, maybe 1 in 30 skydives, more or less frequently depending on your specific canopy and pack job. The normal procedure is to pull the lines apart and kick your legs in the opposite direction of the twist. However, the dude in…

What suit?

This might be the only post we ever get on Bermudan cricket, so I can’t let it pass by without posting what is probably the greatest fat-guy slip catch of all time:

I’m sorry - but I don’t buy this.. Tracey Morgan seems like he’s acting. He’s already got the $90,000,000 settlement- why continue to push for applause? It doesn’t seem genuine.

But who leads the team in shingles?

I’m sorry you went through that. When I was working at a Hot Topic during college, we had this same group of five teenagers that used to hang around in the store all the time. Initially, they were a real pain in the ass until one of us finally just asked them “Hey, why are you in here all the time? We’re always having…

Many years ago at the group home for developmentally disabled teens where I worked there was a resident who really, really wanted to go to the best steak house in the city for his 18th birthday. He had behavior and anger issues, but was determined to earn that birthday dinner, and he managed it. So another staff…

In the hugely tense championship game of a major rugby tournament, my buddy made a spectacular break and beat all but one player, and somehow got off a ridiculous pass to me on the wing. As it arced through the air, I could clear-as-day hear my Mom let out a primal shriek in the stands at roughly 120 decibels,…

Just Like Heaven at a live band karaoke. Needed several whiskeys to get up on stage, but it went over like mad. Maybe my finest karaoke moment.

I went past Mr. Jones twice this weekend because I was in a real weird, diverse crowd in a hotel bar on CA Highway 1. The two before I did “Summer of 69” were freaking “My Heart Will Go On” and a very good rendition of a Mexican Ranchera song that really got about 25% of the room excited.

“Just A Friend” by Biz Markie. You’re SUPPOSED to sing poorly to do it right, and you usually get some crowd participation too.

Institutionalized by suicidal tendencies.

@MikeK: Yeah, but I mean its not like those ships don't have some form of weather detection or access to weather data.