Actually, the Staples next to the County Center is now a CVS, so . . .

He intercepted on a Monday and his heart stood still - Da Do-Da’Ron-Da’Ron-Da’Ron, Da Do Da’Ron-Da’Ron . . .

For driving in and around the city, agree 100%, though we are not the most patient lot and will not hesitate to use our horns liberally if you’re fucking it up.

Such a bad yolk.

It is known.

Came for this. Got irrationally angry and was about to start smashing things and go on a Shane MacGowan-level rage-induced bender. Thank you for saving me from myself.

Preach. Being a middle age, slightly paunchy white dude I can also add the Santa factor (P.S., I’m Jewish). Also, people want to touch it, like, all the time.

Fact: Fairytale of New York is one of the best, and arguably the best, secular Christmas song of all time.

As a NYC bankruptcy lawyer, I can confirm that “FUCK” is all but a defined term in the Bankruptcy Code. I grew up as a lawyer in firms where everyone cursed like a goddamn sailor, and it persists to this day. I recall fondly one particular meeting in a lovely Manhattan conference room on a high floor with breathtaking…

What else are we supposed to do? By all accounts this was a small, ineffective device that failed to kill the “suicide” bomber, let alone cause any sigificant damage. Speaking as a NY commuter, I was initially concerned about the potential loss of life; however, as it became clear the largest impact would the…

I thought Hell is for Children.

Jewish Thanksgiving kicks ass. In addition to the obligatory big bird (which we have both roasted and smoked), we always have awesome Israeli salads and Moroccan sides (we’re Ashkenazim, but, you know, flavor). Also, for the observant among us, it’s the bizarre chag where you can also watch TV (I’m full-blown…

Hare lip.

Well, he did dish out lots of good advice to the Sweathogs back in the 70s.

I wonder if the keeper had other options. Depends, I guess, on your perspective.

I referee all levels of rugby, from high school to D1 college and high-level adult club. My goal as an official is to blend into the background and only step in where necessary to ensure safety, fairness, or compliance with the Laws of the game. If you’re talking about me, then I’ve probably not done something as well…

[Obligatory Buck Shelford reference] Seriously, that’s one insane bastard right there.

Ba-Tampte is 100% the shit. Do not fuck with us Jews when it comes to our pickles. Find it in the refrigerated deli case right next to the lox and the herring - both creamed and straight pickled. Which reminds me, herring absolutely needs to be on this list.

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude.

I grew up in Houston, but didn’t play rugby until I went to college in the northeast. I have, however, refereed 7s in Houston in July. It was appropriately miserable.