Oh, to be a fly on the wall of Jared and Ivanka’s Seder tonight.

When the cover is so much better than the original.

She is not a merciful God.

Who ever said God was merciful?

I was behind a relatively recent vintage F150 a couple weeks ago as we were pulling up to a light. His driveshaft broke off and was still spinning, the broken end skittering on the pavement as he pulled up to the light. The guy threw it into reverse, and the shaft dropped off entirely. He pulled forward, hopped out,…

+1 Buc-ee’s

DeBuckashaw Furgrasson

For Kate Bush, I would run up that road AND up that hill. Quite possibly, I’d make a deal with God, if I only could.

Which do we hate more, math, or being lawyers? Rhetorical question.

Any time I can discuss a life in being plus 21 years is a good day. I don’t have many good days.

Open and Notorious B.I.G. is my favorite rapper.

This news is . . .

+1 unedited video with golden shower

Came for this. Not leaving disappointed.

Oh my goodness gracious.

I can hide under my blanket, eating Peppermint Patties.

Marcie me, one might become Sopwith wet.

It looks like it was a dark and stormy night on the soccer pitch.

I’m waiting for the Deliverator from Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson.