For Kate Bush, I would run up that road AND up that hill. Quite possibly, I’d make a deal with God, if I only could.

Which do we hate more, math, or being lawyers? Rhetorical question.

Any time I can discuss a life in being plus 21 years is a good day. I don’t have many good days.

Open and Notorious B.I.G. is my favorite rapper.

This news is . . .

+1 unedited video with golden shower

Came for this. Not leaving disappointed.

Oh my goodness gracious.

I can hide under my blanket, eating Peppermint Patties.

Marcie me, one might become Sopwith wet.

It looks like it was a dark and stormy night on the soccer pitch.

I’m waiting for the Deliverator from Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson.

I’m in White Plains - they are all over Bryant Avenue by the back grounds of Weill Cornell and the apartments next to Burke Rehab. The attack (such as it was) was on North Street in Harrison.

I know someone who was trapped in her car for over an hour by a flock of angry turkeys pecking at her door. Turkeys are assholes.

Fish in a blender?

+1 good dog.

+1 slew foot.

When I lived in Brooklyn years ago, one of the most annoying things was all the late-merging on the ramp from the FDR Drive to the Brooklyn Bridge ramp. It would inevitably cause delays back past the Manhattan Bridge even on light traffic days. Every now and again a cop would station himself on the exit ramp and pull…

Surely you deserve a star.